{"product_id":"sarcastic-grim-reaper-skeleton-shelf-sitter","title":"Sarcastic Grim Reaper Skeleton Shelf Sitter","description":"\u003cp\u003eSet this hooded skeleton on the edge of a bookshelf, desk, or mantel and let its crossed legs hang over the side! Featuring dark robes, a weathered bone finish, and a little sign with a lot of attitude, this gothic shelf sitter brings spooky humor to reading nooks, offices, bedrooms, and Halloween displays. It looks especially striking beside old books, candles, dark florals, and other macabre collectibles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe sign reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"THIS IS MY HAPPY PLACE \/ DON'T FUCK IT UP\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a funny statement piece for people who love gothic interiors, horror decor, dark academia, and unapologetic humor!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 \u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Hooded skeleton shelf-sitter figurine designed to sit along a shelf or table edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e Detailed black robe and aged bone-style finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eVersatile Display:\u003c\/b\u003e Suitable for bookshelves, desks, mantels, cabinets, and reading corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize Options:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in \u003cb\u003eSmall\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003eLarge\u003c\/b\u003e, or a \u003cb\u003eSet of 2\u003c\/b\u003e (Small + Large).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGift Idea:\u003c\/b\u003e A fun gift for goth friends, horror lovers, readers, and Halloween collectors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 \u003cb\u003eAPPROXIMATE SIZES:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSmall:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cspan class=\"math-inline\"\u003e$4.72 \\times 2.76 \\times 2.48\\text{ in}$\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLarge:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cspan class=\"math-inline\"\u003e$5.91 \\times 3.11 \\times 3.46\\text{ in}$\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"USAGatherCO","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":56176279159106,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":56176279191874,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of 2 (S+L)","offer_id":56176367796546,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1031\/9265\/8242\/files\/29f04fb0-8b5a-4b13-9dfe-be76ed170329.png?v=1789462774","url":"https:\/\/usagatherco.com\/products\/sarcastic-grim-reaper-skeleton-shelf-sitter","provider":"Usagatherco","version":"1.0","type":"link"}